Why is it that…

Why is it that…

·         cows always walk towards you on the road so they can see the cars approach

·         the chickens and assorted animals wait to the very last minute to move out of the way

·         in the space of 2 weeks James has gone from Clarins soap to hand soap without complaint

·         James has managed to burn a hole in his oesophagus from his malaria tablets by taking them on night without without water and when lying down (this is not advised)  and finds eating painful but has a good excuse to go the chemist and buy drugs that would be prescription only in the UK (Carol- he is ok just a bit sore)

·         mosquitoes love me and don’t bother James. Luke 23 bites James 1 bite Mia 7 bites

·         despite sweating all day and night we don’t smell

·         we find that we don’t need as many clothes as we thought and you know we did not bring many to begin with

·         I am not missing meat despite following a vegetarian diet for the last 14 days. I do crave protein so am now eating eggs but have not go to habitually eating tofu

·         James is unable to communicate with the monkeys no matter how hard he tries

·         The train James is trying to book appears to be booked up for the next 6 weeks

·         Despite the cricket being show continuously we still can’t get excited about it or even show a flicker of interest

·         Indians waggle their heads from left to right to indicate a mix between yes, no, I don’t know and maybe